“ This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons. ”
…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.
~ Tai
Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.
She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.
Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.