“ He was like a jalapeño, bright and smooth, but dangerously hot. A small part of me wanted to bite him. ”
Love is illogical. You fall into it like a manhole. Then you're just stuck. You die in love more than you live in love.
~ Tarryn Fisher
I can make you part of something great and beautiful and still portray you as the ugly thing you are
Le Tub is a Miami oceanside restaurant that uses old bath tubs and toilets as decoration. If you're really lucky, you get a table by the water where you can see the manatees as they swim by. Someone once told me that it was one of Oprah's favorite restaurants, but seriously, Oprah has a lot of favorite things--it all sounds like lies at this point.
I put the photo in an album called Mortifying Emotional Moments, and I title it Soggy Napkin Note. The last selfie I posted in there was of me on the day I graduated college. My perfectly made up face is happy ... relieved. I called that one: Sallie Mae Can Suck It.