“ A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger. ”
You can’t fight if you’re drunk,” she n
~ Thaddeus White
The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.
He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy.
If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife.
