“ Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. ”
On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of town.
~ Theric Jepson
Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.
Don't you know a kiss would change the world forever?