“ You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. ”
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
~ W.c. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
