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“ The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in. ”

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A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

~ Wilson Mizner

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

~ Wilson Mizner

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

~ Wilson Mizner

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

~ Wilson Mizner