Wilson Mizner Quotes

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

~ Wilson Mizner

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

~ Wilson Mizner

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

~ Wilson Mizner

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

~ Wilson Mizner

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

~ Wilson Mizner

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

~ Wilson Mizner

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

~ Wilson Mizner

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

~ Wilson Mizner

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

~ Wilson Mizner

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

~ Wilson Mizner

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

~ Wilson Mizner