When the evidence for and against democracy being the finest system of government yet invented is weighed, George W Bush is going to tip the scales very heavily against.

~ Andre The Bfg

Andre The Bfg Democracy Politics Voting

Think about it. When you reach 18 you're no longer an underage drinker. This means that drinking is no longer an act of rebellion, and so there's no point in doing it any more. You've got to find some other way of looking hard in front of your friends, like attaching weights to your testicles and swimming naked through the snapping turtle pond at the zoo

~ Andre The Bfg

Andre The Bfg Drinking Machismo

There is no relationship between brain size and intelligence. There is however a strong correlation between the size of the brain and the tendency to monthly episodes of irrational moodiness.

~ Andre The Bfg

Andre The Bfg Menstruation Sexism