Betsy Schow Quotes

Hope is like a balloon. It seems like it swells up just so someone else can pop it in your face.

~ Betsy Schow

You never know what you're gonna find when you look under those covers - grandma or the wolf.

~ Betsy Schow

Snark is a fabulous defense mechanism.

~ Betsy Schow

Dear Grimm, we’re not in Emerald anymore.” I started to hyperventilate.Rexi remained sprawled on her back. She barely opened an eye at my hysterics. “Duh.

~ Betsy Schow

First, I spit out a mouthful of dirt. Then, I screamed at the sky. “That’s it! I’ve had it! Everything is trying to kill me! All I did was make one stupid wish. Aladdin made three. I’m the hero of this story, so where’s my happy ending, already? It’s not fair.”Rexi bent over, trying to catch her breath. “You know what’s not fair? Spending Muse Day as a toad just because the kitchen ran out of frog legs. Or being volunteered for this little journey. So build a bridge, then make like a billy goat and get over it already because no one is listening.

~ Betsy Schow