You spend months barely acknowledging someone's existence and then BOOM, you're emotionally addicted to her. Science would probably blame it on chemicals, genetics or something equally logical, but it didn't feel like anything logical

~ C.k. Kelly Martin

C.k. Kelly Martin Logic Love Obsession Science

Things never go wrong at the moment you expect them to. When you're completely relaxed, oblivious to any potential dangers, that's when bad things happen.

~ C.k. Kelly Martin

C.k. Kelly Martin Bad Things Danger Warning

What the fuck does he think he's doing anyway? And when has running around in a figure eight ever helped anyone?

~ C.k. Kelly Martin

C.k. Kelly Martin Dogs Humor Venting

I'm talking to myself in two different personas now. I'm reaching for a full-throttle meltdown and why not? Why stop halfway? Why not just go for it, jump on and ride the wave?

~ C.k. Kelly Martin

C.k. Kelly Martin Insanity Talking To Yourself