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I think the Big Bang theory must have been invented by a man. A woman would have wanted it to take longer and insisted on a commitment.

~ Cassandra Danz

Cassandra Danz Big Bang Theory Gender Sex

Soap wasn't invented until the Romans, who also invented interesting sex. (Since my editor informs me that a gardening book is not a proper venue for discussions of interesting sex, I will go into this topic in more detail when I write my private memoirs, 'A Petunia Named Desire').

~ Cassandra Danz

Cassandra Danz Gardening Humor Sex

That hedge provides almost complete privacy from cars and pedestrians, and I would bet he and his wife do it more than the national average.

~ Cassandra Danz

Cassandra Danz Hedge Marriage Privacy Sex

She said that the planting of trees, like the education of children, was a gift to the future.

~ Cassandra Danz

Cassandra Danz Arbor Day Future Trees

A daffodil bulb will divide and redivide endlessly. That's why, like the peony, it is one of the few flowers you can find around abandoned farmhouses, still blooming and increasing in numbers fifty years after the farmer and his wife have moved to heaven, or the other place, Boca Raton. If you dig up a clump when no one is nearby and there is no danger of being shot, you'll find that there are scores of little bulbs in each clump, the progeny of a dozen or so planted by the farmer's wife in 1942. If you take these home, separate them, and plant them in your own yard, within a couple of years, you'll have a hundred daffodils for the mere price of a trespassing fine or imprisonment or both. I had this adventure once, and I consider it one of the great cheap thrills of my gardening career. I am not advocating trespassing, especially on my property, but there is no law against having a shovel in the trunk of your car.

~ Cassandra Danz

Cassandra Danz Daffodils Flowers Gardening Humor Trespassing
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