Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.
~ David Lee Roth
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
It doesn't matter the kind of music, it doesn't matter whether it's a cowboy hat or a yarmulke. I don't care if it's outer space or pop, the spirit is the same.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
