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It hadn’t always been this way, that’s a cliché, but it is a cliché for a reason. It’s not like anyone starts a relationship with nothing to say to the other person. No-one wants to feel like a complete stranger and live together because it’s easier than trying to remember who owns the copy of Almost Famous – which was mine by the way.

~ David Louden

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Wriggling around, two fingers deep in my back end like some teenage boy unsure what he should be tugging at inside his girlfriend’s nether region I wrestled a fifty free.

~ David Louden

David Louden La Literature Roman Á Clef

Propping up a seat at the bar we devour chicken wings like life does dreams

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David Louden La Literature Roman Á Clef

With the windows in his top of the range Audi firmly in place we slowly baked ourselves and chatted over why my hatred of golf was wrong, what made a good antihero and why Paul McCartney should just fuck off.

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David Louden La Literature Roman Á Clef

I loved her, I didn’t know how to say it without breaking down the autobot façade she saw before her and revealing the ugly and scarred wreck that lived within my skin. So I played with the radio instead.

~ David Louden

David Louden La Literature Roman Á Clef

One way or another we’re taking your bank. All you have to do is decide the level of persuasion we need to apply.

~ David Louden

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How was it they had cut to Hollywood Boulevard for a fluff piece and ended up with Gangs of New-Fucking-York?! Bonnie looked to her co-Anchor. He was wearing a good mouth for cooling soup.

~ David Louden

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Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins.

~ David Louden

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Every little prick out there wants me to lift them. I had this one kid from Oklahoma, big fat shitter he was. Legs as fat as a Downers forehead screaming Up, up, Hulk up! at me for ten minutes until I had no other choice. Fat fucker damn near put my back out and then his old man stiffs me with Canadian dollars. Canadian, can you believe that shit?!

~ David Louden

David Louden Batman Black Widow Crime Heist Hollywood Boulevard Spider Man Superheroes Superman The Incredible Hulk

They stood either side of him like haunting little genetic bookends. The one thing he’ll leave behind, two kids who called another man for help with their homework.

~ David Louden

David Louden Batman Black Widow Crime Heist Hollywood Boulevard Spider Man Superheroes Superman The Incredible Hul

The boulevard was awash with the curious and the shocked as wave after wave of tourist crashed into the unmoving masses of families who had just witnessed a brawl between The Incredible Hulk and SpongeBob Squarepants over territory, boundaries and the age old issue of ownership.

~ David Louden

David Louden Batman Black Widow Crime Heist Hollywood Boulevard Spider Man Superheroes Superman The Incredible Hulk

It was a sacrifice worthy of her and dreams are made to be killed.

~ David Louden

David Louden Coming Of Age Irish Writer Literary Fiction Roman Á Clef

He looked along the line of children, exhibits A to C of his existence and heirs to the twisted throne of his corrupt genetics.

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David Louden Coming Of Age Irish Writer Literary Fiction Roman Á Clef

So you’re the little smart ass from Poleglass.”I wanted to point out he sounded like Dr. Seuss but bit my lip and remembered the warning the old lady gave me.

~ David Louden

David Louden Coming Of Age Irish Writer Literary Fiction Roman Á Clef

He was a shadow of the man that once intimidated us out of our home, a shell of a human being, a fragment of a father.

~ David Louden

David Louden Coming Of Age Irish Writer Literary Fiction Roman Á Clef

Self-awareness is the most overrated trick in the book. More than ambition, more than free will, more than getting on to the property ladder early. Right now I should be at the Little Hills, you probably just call them the Hills, right?

~ David Louden

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Prose before hoes, muthafucka! I’ll be right over.

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I sat with my toes buried in the warm yellow sand staring out towards the back door of The East. Pacific Ocean Blue was playing in the background and it had left me in a state of Bohemia as the waves crashed ashore, roaring as loud as lions.

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i’m super, it’s like my favourite meal and a birthday blowjob from Christina Hendricks in here.

~ David Louden

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