Gordon Korman Quotes

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

~ Gordon Korman

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

~ Gordon Korman

You know what punk is? a bunch of no-talent guys who really, really want to be in a band. Nobody reads music, nobody plays the mandolin, and you're too dumb to write songs about mythology or Middle-earth. So what's your style? Three chords, cranked out fast and loud and distorted because your instruments are crap and you can't play them worth a damn. And you scream your lungs out to cover up the fact that you can't sing. It should suck, but here's the thing - it doesn't. Rock and roll can be so full of itself, but not this. It's simple and angry and raw.

~ Gordon Korman

They don't have regular time at school, you know. They have periods. All of a sudden an alarm goes off and you're supposed to drop what you're doing and rush off to a different room with a different teacher to do something completely different! How can anybody learn like that?

~ Gordon Korman

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

~ Gordon Korman

Registration Day' by Gavin Gunhold (1899— ) Toronto Review of Poetry, 1947On registration day at taxidermy schoolI distinctly saw the eyes of the stuffed mooseMove.

~ Gordon Korman

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

~ Gordon Korman

For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

~ Gordon Korman