When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, the universe will work with you. Think about it this way - a boomerang goes out and comes back to you if you throw it. If you throw it out at the universe, it will come back down to you on Earth.

~ J. B. Smoove

J. B. Smoove Work Universe Speak

I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.

~ J. B. Smoove

J. B. Smoove Me Comedy Fearless

I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

~ J. B. Smoove

J. B. Smoove Red You Two

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

~ J. B. Smoove

J. B. Smoove Life Power My Life