I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor. -from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend.
~ J.l. Langley
Can I have Jake and Coke--uh, Jack and Cock
...I got to chase my dream for a while, see what it's like, but this— He stood and swept his arms wide. This, and my family, is worth any price.
