Judy Gold Quotes

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

~ Judy Gold

For me, humor is everything!

~ Judy Gold

Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.'

~ Judy Gold

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

~ Judy Gold

Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking.

~ Judy Gold

I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protected by our government, yes.

~ Judy Gold