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Aw, come on, admit it—you feel like Cinderella, don’t you?” “No, Darren, I don’t. And do you know why?” “No, sugar, you tell me why.” “Because I’m a man. I’ve got a big fat one and I like to fuck other guys.” Darren was laughing over the phone now, and it made Reece grin. “And Ben isn’t a prince, he’s a cop. A big, sexy cop who fucks like a machine. He’s a man. I’m a man. We’re men.” He nodded sharply. “Now fuck off. I’m arranging flowers.

~ L.a. Gilbert

L.a. Gilbert Humorous

What the—who the—what the fucking fuck?

~ L.a. Gilbert

L.a. Gilbert Hilarious

Oh man, Alex. That's sad. Seriously, mate, go get yourself laid.What? He gave Baldrick a quick kiss on his little head--he didn't care how stupid he looked, he loved his ugly cat--and put him down on his kitty bed in the corner.Isn't that what single sad people do--get cats when they've given up on human companionship?

~ L.a. Gilbert

L.a. Gilbert Hilarious The Truth About Cats
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