Mari Mancusi Quotes

Holy fu- he starts then catches himself.Yes,this tithe will be most pleasing to her Goodness. Me and Magnus exchange amused glances.

~ Mari Mancusi

For the record, I would have made a very lousy romance heroine.

~ Mari Mancusi

Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice in Wonderland would say…

~ Mari Mancusi

Once a generation there is a girl born who is destined to slay the vampires.

~ Mari Mancusi

So not only do I have to go out and fight evil villains, I have to take up woodworking, too?

~ Mari Mancusi

I never said becoming the slayer would be a field trip to a Justin Bieber concert.

~ Mari Mancusi

Once bitten, totally smitten.

~ Mari Mancusi

It’s just a party, right? What could possibly go wrong?

~ Mari Mancusi

But you have to take control of your destiny. And sometimes that's not easy.

~ Mari Mancusi

And then he kisses me. Yes, the beautiful vampire, the dark general, the one who never gets close to anyone, leans in and presses his lips against mine. This kiss is soft. Gentle. Light. Like a butterfly’s wing whisking my lips.

~ Mari Mancusi

Did you… need something?” he asked in a tight voice. I swallowed hard, my mind racing with a million things to say. The fear pricking at me, telling me I had one last chance to wimp out. To walk away. But I shook my head. No. Not this time. “Yes,” I said simply. “I need something.” “And what, may I ask, do you need?” I met his eyes. “You.

~ Mari Mancusi

Real men don’t kiss with the gentleness of a butterfly’s wing.

~ Mari Mancusi

I can barely breathe. I feel like I’m going to explode. Jake Wilder is kissing me. French-kissing me. Is he even supposed to be French-kissing me for the play? I thought… Oh, who cares if he’s supposed to or not. He is, that’s all that matters.

~ Mari Mancusi

They should install elevators in this place. What if they turned a handicapped person into a vampire? Talk about your discrimination lawsuit waiting to happen.

~ Mari Mancusi

O-kay. Kind of freaky. I’m now standing in an actual tomb, in pitch darkness, with only a vampire to keep me company. Last week if you’d sworn on a stack of Bibles that I’d be okay with all of this, I wouldn’t have believed you.

~ Mari Mancusi

You know, being bitten by a vampire one week before prom really sucks. No pun intended.

~ Mari Mancusi

Now Sunny, don’t get mad, but …” Rayne begins, her voice trembling. I shoot her an angry glare. “But WHAT, Rayne?” “I, uh, think you’ve accidentally been turned into a vampire.

~ Mari Mancusi

I would have made a very crappy book heroine.

~ Mari Mancusi

For all I know, the guy is Dracula.

~ Mari Mancusi

All the better to bite you, my dear!

~ Mari Mancusi

I was dying, I realized vaguely. There was no getting out of that. The vampire author would be drained dry by a vampire. It was almost a poetic way to go.

~ Mari Mancusi

OMG, RAYNE! THAT’S SO CRAZYPANTS! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU OF ALL PEOPLE ARE NOW THE SLAYER! YOU’RE LIKE SOME SUPERHERO OR SOMETHING! DO YOU GET POWERS LIKE BUFFY? AND MORE IMPORTANT, DO U GET TO HOOK UP WITH SPIKE? YUM!

~ Mari Mancusi

I’d so rather be a living snack than dead meat.

~ Mari Mancusi

SPIDER: I guess you’ve got a point. RAYNIEDAY: No, I’ve got a stake, LOL.

~ Mari Mancusi

Can we cut the Zen crap for a moment? I ask. I'm trying to beat this bag to a pulp.

~ Mari Mancusi

Where have you been? I asked weakly. A few minutes ago I would have rather died than questioned him. Let him know I care. But I'm too sick to be strong, kick ass Rayne at the moment.Vegas he says.I raise an eyebrows. Uh, okay. Win anything? I can't believe he was off gambling as I lay dying. I mean, I know poker is hot and all, but couldn't he have waited a couple of days for that straight flush?I got what I went for, if that's what you mean.What, a lap dance?He chuckes. Even sick, you're still funny, Rayne.

~ Mari Mancusi

Hi, you've reached Caitlin! I'm either on the other line or I'm purposely ignoring you. Or maybe Mrs. Mitchell confiscated my phone for texting in class again... Leave a message and if I deem you worthy, or at least hot, I'll call you back. Mwah!

~ Mari Mancusi

...I think I might die if I don't kiss you right now. A real-life kiss.

~ Mari Mancusi