Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
~ Martin Mull
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.