Grandma's house had the atmosphere of a Tupperware box left out in the sun. Like a tropical flower, she had to be kept warm and moist at all times, or she would wilt and die.

~ Matthew Crow

Matthew Crow British Humour Teen Ukya Young Adult

He had to be nice to me at the moment because he had to be surrounded by people. This was because boys like him were, essentially, pasta. Everyone thought they loved him because they had never been forced to experience the true blandness of him on his own.

~ Matthew Crow

Matthew Crow Food Humour People Ukya

I was practically The Boy in the Bubble, all my autoimmune responses stripped bare by chemical representations of pine forests and summer meadows.

~ Matthew Crow

Matthew Crow Health Humour Ukya

Nothing's ever all bad if you think hard enough about it.

~ Matthew Crow

Matthew Crow Hope Inspirational Optimism Ukya