Mike Russell Quotes

Nothing Is Strange

~ Mike Russell

Dunce is completely bald and has a really pointed head so the temptation to get him paralytic on his thirtieth birthday, carry him to the tattooist’s and get a nice big ‘D’ smack bang in the middle of his forehead was too much for me. Trouble is he can’t afford to have it removed so he wears a big plaster over it. Gangs of children tease him.‘What’s underneath the plaster, mister? Show us!’They swear he has a third eye under there. My name is Bill but Dunce calls me ‘Fez’ on account of my hat. I’ve known Dunce for over sixteen years.

~ Mike Russell

Hello. It is Monday. I live in Sun City. Sun City is a city that is entirely contained inside an enormous concrete building in the shape of a sun. Its rays house our living quarters, its circular centre is where we work and shop. No one has ever been outside of the city, it is generally suspected that the environment outside of the city is uninhabitable.

~ Mike Russell

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

~ Mike Russell