The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

~ Neil Pasricha

Neil Pasricha 5 Second Rule Dirty Food Funny Germs

Gliding down the bike path on a Saturday morning, you whip by somebody peddling in the opposite direction and give each other a nod. For a moment it's like Hey, we're both doing the same thing. Let's be friends for a second.

~ Neil Pasricha

Neil Pasricha Cycling Funny Like Mindedness

Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming in pain pretty quick, doesn't it? Unless you're using baby No More Tears shampoo, of course, in which case feel free to lather your eyeballs right on up, no worries.

~ Neil Pasricha

Neil Pasricha Eyes No More Tears Shampoo

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

~ Neil Pasricha

Neil Pasricha Inspirational Laugh Life