Enjoy yourselves. And Hap: Don't let Umber near the arrows and bows; he's liable to shoot himself in the nose. Dodd grinned and snapped the reins, and the carriage rolled away. Umber sniffed. One of his lesser poems. Come, Hap.

~ P.w. Catanese

P.w. Catanese Humor Poetry

I haven't been around here for long. Well... actually, I haven't been around anywhere for long. I don't know who I am, or what I'm here for. I know that Lord Umber's important, though. I've seen all the good things he's done. I know for sure the world needs him. I can't say that about me.

~ P.w. Catanese

P.w. Catanese Friendship Sacrifice

Hap sighed. If he could change one thing about Umber-besides his constant need for the thrill of exploration-it would be his obsession with secrets and surprises.

~ P.w. Catanese

P.w. Catanese Change Humor

Once an idea is out and about, it can't be called back, silenced or erased. You can't contain it, any more than you could put the head of a dandelion back together after the wind has scattered its seeds.

~ P.w. Catanese

P.w. Catanese Ideas