Ideas are like wine. They get better when they have time to mature.
~ R.m. Arcejaeger
God is like a search engine — He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right questions.
The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.
Sometimes changing the world is as simple as changing the way you look at it.
We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can provide for our children, and we have children to provide for our retirement (because we don’t have any money left).
God gave us free will so that we might choose our own destinies. He left it up to us to achieve them.
I'm glad I'm not good compared to God, because if I was, He wouldn't be much of a god.
Some people believe in imaginary friends. I believe in imaginary numbers.
