- Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink online bar? - If I could drink what I read, I'd probably still be drunk on Joyce's Ulysses. I should've chased it with a racer.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz

~ Stefan D

Stefan D Bars Diploma Drinking Education Goals Reading School

- Daddy won’t buy me a new pony, so I’m gonna burn my old one so he will have to buy me a new one. - Will a horse do? I'm a horse. I'm a horse. Yes, of course. Yes, of course. (That's a little children's poem.).-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D

~ Stefan D

Stefan D Affirmation Burning Children Fatherhood Horse Poem Ponies Wood

- My love is about 2/3rds as invisible as her love, and that sort of transparency isn’t really all that healthy in a relationship. - I chop trees down with my sharpened mustache, remember? Cloning works, but can lead you in the wrong direction.-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D

~ Stefan D

Stefan D Cloning Direction Health Invisibility Invisible Love Lumber Mustache Relationship Right Transparent Trees Wrong

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~ Stefan D

Stefan D Correct Direction Fitness Gym Maybe Nietzsche Right Single

I'm always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I'm the most invisible.

~ Stefan D

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If you were to ask Jarod Kintz‬‬‬ what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the island. The big one next to New Zealand.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz

~ Stefan D

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