B looked down the shaft, at a metal ladder and darkness beyond. Me first?Of course. You're the apprentice, so you always go first into the unknown. If anyone's going to be eaten by a grue, it should be you.Tough job. But at least the hours are terrible.

~ Tim Pratt

Tim Pratt Book Humor Magic Spell

A body is a body. Viscarro shrugged his bony shoulders. Dead, alive, alive, dead. I fail to see the importance of the distinction.Yeah? So you'd just as soon fuck a living person as a dead one? What's the point of the distinction? Oh, right-one's normal, and one's called necrophilia.Viscarro sighed. Touche, I suppose.

~ Tim Pratt

Tim Pratt Book Humor Magic Spell

But you know me-I'm an information magpie, always interested in shiny bits of intel. I've never gotten in trouble because of knowing too much.

~ Tim Pratt

Tim Pratt Marla Mason Urban Fantasy