Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
~ Will Rogers
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.