Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.
~ Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
This thing of being a hero about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a rock.
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
So get a few laughs and do the best you can.
One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.
Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
