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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Me Name Bank

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Finding Try Sunday

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Job Done Person

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Doing Know Profit

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Home Wife Bath

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Team Chess Height

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Life Change I Am

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Believe I Believe

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Think I Can Idea

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Moral Than Lack

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Run Bad Two

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

~ Woody Allen

Woody Allen Success Seventy Showing Up
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