If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
~ Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
