The nice thing about being an adolescent is being able to make mature decisions when you need them and being able to just flow alone with life when you don't.
~ Michael A. Stackpole
I learned that adults were not soaring gods, but rather back-yard birds with broken wingtips.When you are thirteen, about to free-fall into the real world, discovering the broken wingtips is terrifying.
~ Janet Turpin Myers
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.
~ Mike Birbiglia