I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
~ Billy Connolly
My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier.
~ Jason Gann
I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving.
~ Robert E. Lee
To defend a country you need an army, but to defend a civilization you need education.
~ Jonathan Sacks
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
~ Edward Everett
An army of principles can penetrate where an army of soldiers cannot.
~ Thomas Paine
My great-grandfather was in the army in India, and we have photographs of my family there in full Victorian dress. They're incredibly romantic.
~ Georgina Chapman
Victory usually goes to the army who has better trained officers and men.
~ Sun Tzu
A Jew without Jews, without Judaism, without Zionism, without Jewishness, without a temple or an army or even a pistol, a Jew clearly without a home, just the object itself, like a glass or an apple.
~ Philip Roth
The Army confronted racial integration when it was still unpopular in society. It has been struggling to more fully integrate women. Its troops, after all, reflect society.
~ Dana Priest
Against the wishes of my family, I gave up my legal career, and I volunteered for the Army. I became an infantryman. I went to Iraq and Afghanistan.
~ Tom Cotton
We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.
~ Paul Mccartney