Goods are traded, but services are consumed and produced in the same place. And you cannot export a haircut. But we are coming close to exporting a haircut, the appointment part. What kind of haircut do you want? Which barber do you want? All those things can and will be done by a call center far away.

~ Thomas L. Friedman

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Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

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I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

~ Alan Moore

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I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.

~ Jenifer Lewis

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Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture.

~ Ezra Pound

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