Comedic Romance Quotes

Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?

~ Vonnie Davis

She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected scenario. Do not run from a bear. Make yourself a large target and yell to scare the bear away. Bears are easily frightened unless it's mating season. Oh, wouldn't it be just my horrible luck to fall on a horny bear?

~ Vonnie Davis

Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a woman. He went on to brag he was quite happy being alone. That the only way he'd even consider a woman was if she dropped from the feckin' sky.He groaned and downed his first cup of coffee. Him and his big whisky loosened tongue.

~ Vonnie Davis

He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.

~ Vonnie Davis

He held his crotch, his knees bent and his kilt showing he wore nothing beneath it.She shuffled from one foot to the other as she stared at his Scottish bagpipe. Bet he could hit a lot of high notes with that thing. You...you startled me when you grabbed me like that.Well, ye needna be afraid now. I couldna molest ya, even if I wanted to, which I dinna.I'm betting foreplay with ye would be like grabbing hold of an electrical wire while sitting in a tub of water. He groaned and cussed some more. Hell, I bet yer vagina is lined with shark's teeth.

~ Vonnie Davis

Look! She pointed, a smile on her face. Wild pigs!They have razor-sharp tusks, so don't try to hug one.

~ Pamela Clare