“ He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker. ”
Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?
~ Vonnie Davis
A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!
Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?
She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected scenario. Do not run from a bear. Make yourself a large target and yell to scare the bear away. Bears are easily frightened unless it's mating season. Oh, wouldn't it be just my horrible luck to fall on a horny bear?
