“ Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way? ”
A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!
~ Vonnie Davis
Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?
She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected scenario. Do not run from a bear. Make yourself a large target and yell to scare the bear away. Bears are easily frightened unless it's mating season. Oh, wouldn't it be just my horrible luck to fall on a horny bear?
Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a woman. He went on to brag he was quite happy being alone. That the only way he'd even consider a woman was if she dropped from the feckin' sky.He groaned and downed his first cup of coffee. Him and his big whisky loosened tongue.
