I knew what Charley would do. He would spend the evening drinking himself into the mindset of a cinder block. If they had given him as much as a hundred bucks, it would be a long night.

~ Dan Ahearn

Dan Ahearn Drinking Drunkenness Humor

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

~ Leslie Jamison

Leslie Jamison Drinking Drunk Drunken Behaviour Drunkenness

I'm not much for parties. Sometimes you have to wear a funny hat, sometimes they expect you to eat sushi, which is like eating bait. And there's always some totally drunk girl who thinks you're smitten by her, when what you're really wondering is if she'll vomit on your shirt or instead on your shoes.

~ Dean Koontz

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Weary looked at him and shook his head and put the tailgate up and drove down the gravel towards the bivouac, carrying two drunks, who both fatuously imagined, that once in a dream somewhere, sometime, someplace, they had managed for a moment to touch another human soul and understand it.

~ James Jones

James Jones Connection Drunkenness

If you get drunk today ask yourself why you never got drunk yesterday, and if you got drunk yesterday ask yourself today why you got drunk yesterday. Drunkenness is bad when it affects someone’s life in a bad way.

~ Simon Mashalla

Simon Mashalla Ask Yourself Bad Drunk Drunkenness Today Yesterday

My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk Iwas.

~ Jalaluddin Rumi

Jalaluddin Rumi Drunkenness Kissing

At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.

~ Warren Ellis

Warren Ellis Airport Drunkenness Humor Security