Duct Tape Quotes

But just now, he'd gotten on his knees and proposed marriage, like in a television commercial for a diamond ring. Except of course they had the roll of duct tape instead, which, when you came to think about it, was a far more practical item. Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.

~ Nancy Werlin

Wilbur looked at the list glumly. Are you sure you need all this stuff?Yep.The ax?The ax is critical.The c

~ Ursula Vernon

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.

~ Jacqueline Patricks