Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Bad boss? Fire him/her. When you're interviewing for a job, You're job is to interview them. You are an equal.

~ Richie Norton

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Technical expertise is only a tiny portion of what it takes to be a successful employee and, particularly, a successful leader.

~ Joanie Connell

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Oh, this time I was doing the gossiping. You should really dismiss me for disloyalty, not to mention the disrespect I'm showing right now by talking to you like this.

~ Jayne Bauling

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Your Employees is Part of Your Company,If you want to improve your business Treat like friend not like servant.

~ M.zuber Bhoja

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Speaking less and doing more says more.

~ Kayambila Mpulamasaka

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Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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One thing an exceptional employee never says is, 'That's not in my job description.' Exceptional employees work outside the boundaries of job descriptions.

~ Travis Bradberry

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The biggest job we have is to teach a newly hired employee how to fail intelligently. We have to train him to experiment over and over and to keep on trying and failing until he learns what will work.

~ Charles Kettering

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The five steps in teaching an employee new skills are preparation, explanation, showing, observation and supervision.

~ Bruce Barton

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The industrial age was not about craftspeople trading peer to peer. It was about stopping that. You weren't supposed to be a craftsperson, you were supposed to be an employee.

~ Douglas Rushkoff

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I was a government employee in the morning and a writer in the evening.

~ Naguib Mahfouz

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I'm not an employee who goes to the office every morning at the same time. Then, vacations are needed.

~ Karl Lagerfeld

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Six months after we started, in 1964, there was a day when we sold only seven sandwiches. If we'd taken all the money from the register, we couldn't have paid an employee, much less the food or the rent or all that. It could have been a turning point. We could have given up.

~ Fred Deluca

Fred Deluca Day Money Employee

It was a simple question any employee should ask: 'Oh and by the way, how do I get my health insurance to be seamless?'

~ Andrew P. Harris

Andrew P. Harris Simple Insurance Employee

In the movies, the writer is just the servant, the employee.

~ Salman Rushdie

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The employee is regarded by the employer merely in the light of his value as an operative. His productive capacity alone is taken into account.

~ Leland Stanford

Leland Stanford Light Value Employee

Employee fathers need to step up to the plate and put their family needs on the table.

~ James Levine

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