Erotica Quotes

You should be cuddling with her. I can’t believe I just said that. Cuddling makes me want to vomit a little, but apparently women like it.

~ Lexi Blake

I’m not playing at all. And f**k you, you’re trying to pull me into vagina talk. I won’t do it. I don’t have feelings. None at all. And I’m keeping it that way.

~ Lexi Blake

Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?

~ Lexi Blake

If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. ‘My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick.

~ Lexi Blake

Today, it's possible to read both erotica and books written for children without fear of social castigation.

~ Amelia Gray

I can give you a girl’s perspective,” Eve offered with a smile. “I’m totally not into the girl-on-girl thing, but I know an attractive pussy when I see one.

~ Lexi Blake

I actually told him to f**k himself. And that if he needed an ass to paddle, he should look in the mirror.

~ Lexi Blake

Well I guess I should ask what your name is in case I slip and touch you without getting permission, I'd like to know who's punching me. She giggled and said, Nah, you have permission but if you need a name it’s Sindy, S-I-N, not like the girl next door, and what should I call you, besides the man I want to get naked?” He said “Keith, and if you want me to be the boy next door I can try, but I’ll probably fail.” She said- “Nope the boy next door is too much like the one whose nose I just tried to break; you can be the sexy stranger.

~ Sarina Asheford

He had the face of an angel, but he f**ked like a devil.

~ Lilly Hale

Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?

~ Barbara Elsborg

You know what would really help? If men started looking at it like a bank. The more you deposit the more you can withdraw later. Make a woman come as a rule, she’s going to be more receptive to regular sex and much more open-minded about what’s on the table as far as experimenting. Common sense.

~ Chloe Cole

Your lips are so soft and girly. I really must know what you use on them.

~ Leia Shaw

Ecstasy...When you increase your ability to create ecstasy out of those things found in everyday life, all of your ecstatic sensual experiences grow deeper.

~ Barabara Carrellas

A woman’s sexuality is not at all like a man’s. A man can literally f**k a watermelon and come. If you put enough friction on his c**k, in some semblance of a rhythm, he will orgasm. It’s a no brainer.

~ Chloe Cole

Do you like blowjobs? “Did you just ask me if I like blowjobs?” he asked in a low voice. “I swear that’s what it sounded like.” “Yes.” She folded her hands in front of her and met his gaze head-on. “I haven’t given nearly enough of them but I’d like to practice.

~ Cari Quinn

Sweetheart, I’ll be a Marine ‘til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years from now.

~ Dee Tenorio

Do you take credit cards? I bet your pony would be worth a ride.

~ Cari Quinn

Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis?

~ Chloe Cole

Here,” I said, shoving the board into his hands. He started laughing.“WHAT are you laughing at?!” I demanded irritably.“Well, it’s just that… that’s going to hurt a bit, my dear. Go on, bend over. I’ll demonstrate.

~ Sadey Quinn

Not much makes me feel uncomfortable about sexuality. It’s the most natural thing in the world. I don’t really get why people make such a stink. It’s like being embarrassed of hunger or thirst.

~ Chloe Cole

don’t order me around like that unless it involves a safe word and a couple of interesting toys.

~ Tessie Bradford

I wanted to, um, apologize for earlier. I can't believe I did that. I didn't think it could be real and—” “Didn’t think what could be real?” …Your penguin.

~ Cari Quinn

I know you want to fuck me. And I know you wish you didn’t. So how about we compromise and you can sit here and say, ‘No, Nora,’ ‘Don’t, Nora,’ ‘Stop, Nora,’ and I’ll ignore all those protests and slide right down on your cock anyway? And I’ll do it because no and don’t and stop aren’t your safe word. So you can finally get fucked and still sleep like a baby in your big lonely bed tonight feeling all clean and shiny and virginal because, after all, you did say ‘no’ and that awful Nora Sutherlin just wouldn’t listen.

~ Tiffany Reisz

Women worry too much about how they smell or taste. I assure you, I love to taste a woman’s primal essence on my tongue.” Something melted inside her. He liked it? “Really? You’re not just being polite, are you, Sir?” “No, kitten, when it comes to sex, I don’t have a polite bone in my body.

~ Kallypso Masters

You may get me to say the word, but know this, you will never truly own me. That right belongs to my real master. You may take his symbol off my hip, but there will always be a scar that reminds us both what was there. And you might take his collar off my throat, but you'll never erase his name from my soul.

~ Kitty Thomas

Tell me what you want?” His breath was warm against her lips.“I want you.”“How? Give me permission, tell me it’s okay to strip you naked, kiss you wherever the need takes me, and f**k you until you can’t see straight.”“Yes, yes, please, all of that.

~ Dominique Eastwick

I’d do you both in heartbeat and come back for seconds.

~ Tielle St. Clare

A werewolf bite turned me gay?

~ Tielle St. Clare

No, but it’s your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it.

~ Tielle St. Clare

A werewolf.” He said the word like he was learning a foreign language and wanted to get the accent right.

~ Tielle St. Clare

Led Zeppelin! I clapped my hand over my mouth.This big, strong man, wearing a muscle shirt and cargo pants, sang rock songs to a toddler in the middle of the night. I was so toast. Game over. And it was doubly terrifying, considering I had no idea how to make him stick around. He would leave and take his sweetness and his Pepto and our hearts.

~ Amber Lin