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The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me!

~ Oliver Markus

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The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.

~ Raheel Farooq

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All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?

~ Harry Mulisch

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