Fantasy Quotes

I heard ‘naked’ and ‘full of hot air.’ I try not to let that be my first impression of anyone.

~ Kathy Bryson

A scholar knows not to waste time rediscovering information already known.

~ Brandon Sanderson

Happiness wasn't a mystical place to be reached or won-some bright terrain beyond the boundary of misery, a paradise waiting for them to find it-but something to carry doggedly through everything.

~ Laini Taylor

I am always a perfect gentleman. If you ever want me to not be a perfect gentlemen, you’ll have to ask and not be crying when you do.

~ Kathy Bryson

You are never to drive like that,” I told them. “Even if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar.

~ Kathy Bryson

How would we get corporate sponsorship if we were just a bunch of thugs?

~ Kathy Bryson

I love the man,” Megan said as she took a seat, “but honestly he needs to learn when not to agree with me.

~ Kathy Bryson

That’s the problem! She doesn’t say anything. She just stares at me like she’s hypnotized, like she thinks I’m a god, but then she runs off squeaking if I try to talk to her.”“I don’t squeak,” I protested. “Maybe she’s not looking at you like you’re a god. Maybe she thinks you’re more of a freak,” Fergus mused.“I’m not a freak.” Murphy jerked his head as if dodging a fly or tossing his hair. “It’s definitely a ‘you’re a god’ look. She practically drools.

~ Kathy Bryson

I’m an ass,” the voice on the phone said. “A complete and total ass.

~ Kathy Bryson

It was a sign of how worried and confused I was that I wasn’t completely distracted by the sight of his powerful thighs flexed in front of me.

~ Kathy Bryson

Leprechauns are not twee beings dreamed up by the tourist board, but warriors of legend. That name comes from the Celtic god of commerce and war, Lugh. Their mission, their life’s work, is to protect the gold. What better way to hide it than to become a joke, a story nobody takes seriously?

~ Kathy Bryson

Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one!

~ Kathy Bryson

Ah, that’s just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening.

~ Kathy Bryson

Don’t know what I’m talking about? Don’t know what I’m talking about!” My shout hit notes that normally only Wagnerian sopranos can reach. “You think you’re a freaking leprechaun, but I don’t know what I’m talking about?

~ Kathy Bryson

No, really,” she said. “We get it. Sometimes the guy just makes you crazy, even if you do love him.

~ Kathy Bryson

You could have agreed to disagree,” Megan argued. “Then you could kiss and make up. That could be fun.

~ Kathy Bryson

A country road, a gravel road, is a sign of civilization, sure, but it’s just a farm, an easy conquest. Iron means a stronghold, people who can defend what’s theirs.

~ Kathy Bryson

You can’t have it both ways. Either I’m Irish and can talk, or I’m a man and I can’t.

~ Kathy Bryson

Mr. Jennings is the one who trapped the fairies here to begin with. If they’re back and wandering around, if they’re loose, then, well, it’s not good.

~ Kathy Bryson

That’s not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we’re not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference.

~ Kathy Bryson

Murphy didn’t appear to notice my chagrin, but instead pulled up the hem of his long-sleeved tee to wipe at his face. Since he flashed his sculpted abdominals right at me, I grew hot and flushed. I mean, you could see every dip and curve, including the ones on either hip that made a V to lead the eye to the fly of his jeans.

~ Kathy Bryson

Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw up.

~ Kathy Bryson

The older lady smiled a friendly welcome that rivaled her preserves for sweet appeal. She could have been someone’s grandmother complete with close-cropped white hair if she wasn’t wearing a worn Grateful Dead T-shirt over a long-sleeved thermal. The 1987 Summer Tour.

~ Kathy Bryson

Now, where had I heard drinking and brawling before? Oh right, Ashley’s father. Well, I wasn’t doing that again.

~ Kathy Bryson

That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time.

~ Kathy Bryson

In Dark Places, May we Never be truly Alone.....~Susan Schroder, Circle the Sun books

~ Susan Schroder

A story from beginning to end that might entertain, teach, or simply bore your listener. It's all in the delivery, my dear.He got a smug look on his face as he scooted his posterior deeper into the chair and took his pipe between his teeth. I'm just better at it than most.

~ Karen L Milstein

Leave city, leave reality; enter forest, enter fantasy!

~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

Why should their pain produce such marvelous beauty? he wonders. Or is all beauty created through pain? Is that the secret of great art, both human and Melnibonen?

~ Michael Moorcock

Sometimes human places, create inhuman monsters.― Stephen King, The Shining

~ Stephen King

I couldn’t believe it; my deepest darkest fantasy of a cute school girl slowly stripping in front of me was finally unbelievingly coming true! Furthermore, it wasn’t just any school girl, but one from my school, that was the icing on the cake, or at least it should have been. Because, at the same time that my fantasy was becoming reality, I felt that I was being very badly cheated. Why couldn’t it have been sixteen year old Heather Johnson or fifteen year old Pamela wade stripping before me, instead of the eight year old Ami Fujishiro?

~ Andrew James Pritchard

Then Viol Chrime-Forgot and Sir Duno Chrime held each other tightly and wept sweet tears and Sir Duno Chrime swore that he did not care if his squire was a little strange and that he would never abandon him again so long as he lived and Viol Chrime-Forgot said he did not care if Duno Chrime was old, or mad or thought that he was made of glass, for he would never be apart from him again no matter what adventure fell, and though neither could hear each other over the roaring of the endless falls, or see each others tears for the misty dripping of the cave each knew what the other said and meant, and so they were friends again and remained so for as long as they both lived.

~ Patrick Stuart

Elves are extremely long-lived -- the passing years are but a blink of an eye to them. What also sets them apart from us is the very narrow window during which they can procreate, and, as a natural consequence, their very low fertility. The Aen Seidhe believe this to be the main reason for their decline. As one of my elven friends put it, Even though we fought like wolves, we lost to a race which fucks like rabbits.

~ David Hodgson

Be careful mi amor, don't hurt anyone this time.

~ Isabelle Hardesty

She looked at him and felt a dagger pierce her heart, then she felt a warm chocolate feeling swallow her senses.

~ Isabelle Hardesty

Still, I was thinking that this was all wrong, despite feeling so nice, for once again one of my most sacred and deepest erotic fantasies was brutally being shattered, and once more it was all because of Ami. After all, it had been one of my fondest dreams, as a teenager, to lie in bed cuddling with a cute girl, or even with Yumi. Of course, in those many imaginations, we were both naked and we were having wild passionate sex as well as cuddling, but there before me at that very moment was the sad pathetic reality.

~ Andrew James Pritchard

In time, the witchers' steel swords earned the name of swords for men. A foul moniker, though not one conjured out of thin air. A good steel blade is indeed our first line of defense against mankind's hatred, stupidity, or greed. The world is full of those who would happily kill a witcher - out of resentment toward our trade, for fame, or simply to profit by snatching up our hard-earned coin. So the witchers, fully aware of the situation, never hesitated to relieve this world of the burden of dolts who were so thick headed as to threaten their lives. For that reason, in my day we called our steel swords swords for fools. Unfortunately, seeing as how mendacious the two-faced scoundrels of bitches seem to rule this world, a great many fools have been apparently spared this selection process.

~ Marcin Batylda

Be careful mi amor, don't hurt anyone this time. Cordia reminded Jade.

~ Isabelle Hardesty

...reclusiveness itself may be a kind of violence. It leaves an abyss for us to throw our fantasies into.

~ Supervert

In this state, the club was The Wizard of Oz made obvious: All the magic that went on here night after night, all the buzz and excitement, was really just a combination of electronics, booze, and chemicals, an illusion for the people who walked through the front doors, a fantasy that allowed them to be whatever they weren't in their day-to-day lives.

~ J.r. Ward