One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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She was no stripper with a heart of gold, that was for sure. A heart of steel, more like.

~ Shannon Celebi

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I couldn’t believe it; my deepest darkest fantasy of a cute school girl slowly stripping in front of me was finally unbelievingly coming true! Furthermore, it wasn’t just any school girl, but one from my school, that was the icing on the cake, or at least it should have been. Because, at the same time that my fantasy was becoming reality, I felt that I was being very badly cheated. Why couldn’t it have been sixteen year old Heather Johnson or fifteen year old Pamela wade stripping before me, instead of the eight year old Ami Fujishiro?

~ Andrew James Pritchard

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Increasingly, the girl child is becoming an endangered specie aspedophiles’ continue to roam free in our societies terrorizingthe lives of our children and stripping them of all the joy andexcitement that comes with childhood.

~ Oche Otorkpa

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I’m going to strip my way through plumber’s school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?

~ Rebecca Murphy

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As you may follow, they are an extremely hostile species (i.e. there is no word for ‘welcome’ in the Ruminarii language.) In four short centuries they had managed to lay waste to almost a thousand star systems, enslaving their populations and stripping them of all they wanted.

~ Christina Engela

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Stripping her of her name had been almost as satisfying as removing her dress.

~ Ania Szado

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Failure means a stripping away of the inessential.

~ J.k. Rowling

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