One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

~ Eça De Queirós

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But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child.

~ Donald Miller

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If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought to be able to call out bullshit blindly, in about a million different ways & plays. My potty-training days have long been over...so what fool retards at their wisdom stage? For this chief reason, I could show you better than tell you, try as you might: you cannot change grown ups diapers in life, who think you don't know how 'full of shit' they are today.

~ Tracey Bond

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Southern DADDY—Dandy At Doin’ Diapers Y’all!

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

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A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.

~ Kenya Wright

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Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

~ Felix Baumgartner

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