This is the twilight shift, dear. Neither here nor there. But if you go into the dark, there'll be no turning back. Stay out of the office and you'll be happy. Trust me.
~ Steven Poore
Your tills are talking to me and want me to take them home. Does this often happen?
Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can't show my face in Morrisons.
