I offered you a choice, and you took it.I shot him what I hoped was a truly scathing glare. Some choice. I was dying. Some drunk shot me from a pickup. Why wouldn't I have just woken up with gonorrhea like every other girl of loose moral fiber?

~ Molly Harper

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On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap.

~ Adam Rapp

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