Humor Quotes

He's named you heir apparent to the Apocalypse. Congratulations.

~ Rachel Caine

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

~ Grenville Kleiser

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.

~ Allen Klein

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.

~ Teri Garr

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.

~ William Makepeace Thackeray

My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.

~ Warwick Davis

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

~ Tim Allen

I have great respect for my parents. I got such beautiful things from both of them. It doesn't mean that we didn't have our rough times, but they were remarkable people who were open-minded, creative and hard-working, and had great senses of humor.

~ Patti Smith

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

~ Maya Angelou

Spielberg read the 'Understudy' and decided that was the voice he wanted to write 'Smash.' He wanted a story that had humanity and humor and high-stakes dreams.

~ Theresa Rebeck

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

~ Eric Sevareid

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

~ Francis Bacon

Very few things are totally devoid of any possibility of humor. If you are aware of that possibility and alive to the scene becoming that way, then it just happens naturally. That's what I feel living is like, too. I find a lot of things that make me smile or make me laugh over the course of the day.

~ Tom Drury

All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even when someone's mad at me, I'll deflect anger with humor. My days are filled with laughter. If I'm not laughing, I'm not happy.

~ Drew Fuller

We are not actually in charge of life, yet behave as if we are the masters of our own destiny. The realization of this fact is quite a hard one. The ridiculousness of our pomposity and presumption can only result in anger or humor.

~ Billy Childish