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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Friendship Friends Humor

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Dating End Want

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Work Children Job

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Good Liar Two

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Funny Good Men

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Relationship Compromise

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Men Care Said

In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Women Best Wife

My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Best Wife Understanding

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

~ Tim Allen

Tim Allen Women Think Like
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