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It was going to be our job to annoy someone?” “I know—it’s a dream come true!

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Joel N. Ross Annoy Chess Dream Funny Hazel Job Joel Ross Lost Compass Middle Grade

After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 a

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Joel N. Ross Chess Funny Game Joel Ross Lost Compass Middle Grade Nonsense

Are you okay?” “Yeah.” “Good,” she said, “because if you fall off a skyscraper, I’ll be so mad at you.

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Joel N. Ross Funny Joel Ross Lost Compass Middle Grade Okay Skyscraper

Are you . . . lost?” “Not really,” she told him. “We just don’t know where we’re going.

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Joel N. Ross Funny Joel Ross Lost Middle Grade Not

What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion,” she told me.

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Joel N. Ross Cushion Funny Joel Ross Lost Compass Middle Grade Stabbing What

Keep moving!” “Bea’s arguing with the floor.

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Joel N. Ross Arguing Bea Funny Joel Ross Lost Compass Middle Grade

We’re alive!” Swedish told her. “I did not see that coming.

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Joel N. Ross Alive Funny Joel Ross Lost Compass Swedish

Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.” “Yeah,” I said, “that’s exactly how I’d describe him.

~ Joel N. Ross

Joel N. Ross Bea Cap N Vidious Chess Cuddlebunny Funny Joel Ross

You know what to do?” “Wander around,” I said. “Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths.

~ Joel N. Ross

Joel N. Ross Chess Funny Hazel Joel Ross Lost Compass Whangdoodle

Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved my shoulder. “No.

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Joel N. Ross Chess Funny Hazel Joel Ross Lost Compass No

Well, the bad news,” Swedish said from the wheel, “is that Chess still thinks he’s funny.” “What’s the good news?” Loretta asked, leaning on our little copper-tubed harpoon. “That Kodoc dropped a bomb on the city?

~ Joel N. Ross

Joel N. Ross Bomb Chess Funny Joel Ross Loretta Lost Compass Swedish

Now you’re listening to Swedish ?” I asked her. “He thinks I’m the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there!

~ Joel N. Ross

Joel N. Ross Chess Funny Joel Ross Lost Compass Swedish Ticktocks

If Chess is the switch,” Loretta said, “how does he turn the Fog off?” Bea bit her lower lip. “I don’t know—ask Chess.” “How would I know?” I said. “You try being a switch.

~ Joel N. Ross

Joel N. Ross Bea Chess Fog Funny Joel Ross Loretta Lost Compass Switch

Loretta started belting out a song: “Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !

~ Joel N. Ross

Joel N. Ross Funny Joel Ross K I S S I N G Loretta Lost Compass

...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon...

~ Joel N. Ross

Joel N. Ross Death Funny Joel Ross Loretta Lost Compass

Uh, she said maybe your eyes matched the Fog like a synchronous magnetic field?” “I don’t even know what language that is.

~ Joel N. Ross

Joel N. Ross Chess Field Hazel Joel Ross Language Lost Compass Magnetic Middle Grade Synchronous
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