Kresley Cole Quotes

When they passed the centaur king's cell, Volos pointed at Regin and slid his forefinger across his throat.She replied, Hey, didn't I see you in a donkey show down in Tijuana? No? You've got a twin then--

~ Kresley Cole

Wouldn't be surprising. Most immortal females behave like they're in heat.Her brows rose. You are the one who taught me about pleasure. ... And now in another lifetime, you ridicule me for missing it? Come on, Chase. Take me to where you live. Scared I'll find some footy pajamas? A fleshlight? I want a bath almost as much as you need to watch me take one. I get so much more talkative when I'm clean. Loreans are really fastidious, you know.

~ Kresley Cole

Face it, Nat, this is one tiger who will never be jumping through your flaming hoop--

~ Kresley Cole

Regin:“I finally understand what a dickie-do is. Your gut does stick out more than your dickie do.

~ Kresley Cole

Mel exhaled. Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.

~ Kresley Cole

What is he?”“I can’t puzzle it out. He doesn’t have horns, pointed ears—or apparently a need to eat. He does have small fangs, but he also sports a tan line.”“You checked? Natalya, you durrrty bitch.”“Hey, I had to determine if he was a blood sucker or not. Now I don’t know what to think.

~ Kresley Cole

You stay on me like my godsdamned shadow, vampire.Mirceo's lips curved. Eternally, demon.

~ Kresley Cole